Shalom. Whatever be the merits contained in your recent spate of emails, it goes without saying that you have stirred much interest among the populace. Indirectly you have spawned a host of others who mimic, imitate and mock you, thereby adding to the excitement. All this is good. Because we here at MA Associates are concerned more with the commercial possibilities that have opened up. It would be a criminal waste if these are not exploited to the fullest, and recognising you as the pioneer and prime mover in this case, we offer you the right of first refusal.
Our proposal involves advertisements and merchandising options.
Merchandising: The possibilities are endless. Here are some samples.
Advertisements:
Running adverts, spots and side-bars in your future emails. We could also franchise similar arrangements to other Mr O mimics. We foresee several potential clients:
• Vegetable wholesalers
• Centres promoting Study Circles
• Other organisations, hoping to fish in the troubled waters
• English language coaching centres
• Convention Organisers (if agreeable to you, although we do see the irony)
We envision much potential in the future, and we are not ruling out movie rights.
We appreciate that you have a penchant for anonymity, and we therefore offer to be your commercial agents, guaranteeing complete confidentiality.
MA Associates
Public Relations, Advertising and Merchandising Consultants (PRAMCON)
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