The Sacred Resolution *

Resolutions. Its time to do it. No more comfort zone. Time to pull up the socks.
1. It is a crucial goal to help the world's poor to access equal opportunity. Money is a big problem. A challenge really. So there is a need to target efforts on creating wealth. Removing barriers and mental blocks. It is exciting. Here is a real work plan - which will hopefully allow all the downtrodden to walk tall again. A magic formula really. As a lifetime poor-friendly person (at least at heart), it is hoped that this initiative will encourage greater interaction and understanding among humans, as they are elevated to the same wealth class.
2. Animals - what really justifies their subservience ? Nothing really, except our convenient arguments. The fact that animals cannot reason (maybe cannot even think?) let alone argue, is a good reason why we should not apply reason in this matter. Animals are our brothers and sisters (and so on). Just accept it and move along.
3. Spirituality - A compelling argument has it that spirituality is superfluous. A bombastic oddity of an accoutrement which we hide under - to help our egotistic pretences. So off it goes. Just go with the flow.
4. April fools day - this day is sacred. I rest my case.